VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize
