my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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