he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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