i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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