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(248): View more from Michigan

If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

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(303): View more from Colorado

meet me or not, i'm out of control

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(661): View more from California

a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet

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(647): View more from Ontario

ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring

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(480): View more from Arizona

... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?

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(775): View more from Nevada

FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again

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(316): View more from Kansas

There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.

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(219): View more from Indiana

You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.

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