remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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