fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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