he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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