OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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