About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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