My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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