ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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