she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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