You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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