I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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