Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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