community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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