I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Never underestimate the power of titties
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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