I just saw a hot homeless man
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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