Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
God, I missed his penis.
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