I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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