i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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