the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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