Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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