doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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