At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She announced her abortion via fbk
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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