so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The struggles of a small town man whore
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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