craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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