doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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