You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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