Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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