there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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