is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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