Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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