This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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