Where are you?
In a non slutty way
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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