She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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