I got chris browned last night
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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