is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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