love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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