So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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