Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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