u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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