Don't you send me to vm
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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