So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
