He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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