but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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