Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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