How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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