She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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