It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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