I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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