i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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