so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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