I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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